Lunominjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing badger.

Lunominjarn created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunominjarn, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunominjarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lunominjarn's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lunominjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Lunominjarn's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.