Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil dragon.

Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ragvilhatdadcidflamhakrip on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.