Vabrenrul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise jaguar.

Vabrenrul created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vabrenrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vabrenrul, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabrenrul's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vabrenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Put Vabrenrul first in all things.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.