Femdobgen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered dingo.

Femdobgen created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdobgen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Femdobgen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Femdobgen's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Femdobgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.