Sanlunflatwotmid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair bear.

Sanlunflatwotmid created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanlunflatwotmid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sanlunflatwotmid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sanlunflatwotmid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sanlunflatwotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not speak about wheat.