Pomdudgat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced centipede.

Pomdudgat created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdudgat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pomdudgat, he will be very sad.

Pomdudgat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pomdudgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear purple shirts.