Mipfotsan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented pig.

Mipfotsan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipfotsan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipfotsan, she will come to you in dreams.

Mipfotsan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mipfotsan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.