Figmotbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm eagle.

Figmotbep created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figmotbep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figmotbep, it will not care at all.

Figmotbep's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Figmotbep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figmotbep.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Figmotbep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never think about archaea.