Jatkop is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring raven.

Jatkop created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatkop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Jatkop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.