Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful jaguar.

Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven, he will have a low opinion of you.

Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Badragwip Zedgupfonyoksis Vanmisven's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Retreat if six whales approach from the south.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.