Ragflabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart naga.

Ragflabpan created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragflabpan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragflabpan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ragflabpan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ragflabpan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed cherries to shrews while wearing kilts.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.