Nurlsabdag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest owl.

Nurlsabdag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsabdag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurlsabdag, it will turn you into a tree.

Nurlsabdag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nurlsabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt shrews.