Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited wombat.

Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee, he will try to impress you with trees.

Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Somqueegdoncepquillnibwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to capybaras while wearing rings.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.