Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon, she will ignore you.

Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Banyamflabnut Cemlimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about asteroids.