Queegcedlap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome coyote.

Queegcedlap created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcedlap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegcedlap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Queegcedlap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Queegcedlap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing mauve shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.