Artjatdib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless dog.

Artjatdib created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artjatdib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artjatdib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Artjatdib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Artjatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about gravity near gulls while wearing orange jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about bacteria.