Zeddubbitdissgon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful ant.

Zeddubbitdissgon created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddubbitdissgon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zeddubbitdissgon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zeddubbitdissgon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zeddubbitdissgon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to eagles while wearing red shorts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.