Rotyarlnar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humorless camel.

Rotyarlnar created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotyarlnar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rotyarlnar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rotyarlnar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rotyarlnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Rotyarlnar.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.