Zodriglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring whale.

Zodriglarn created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Zodriglarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodriglarn, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zodriglarn's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zodriglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not take Zodriglarn's name in vain.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing green skirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.