Lab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving horse.

Lab created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.