Quim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent wyvern.

Quim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quim, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Quim.