Vigdongup is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic bat.

Vigdongup created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigdongup, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vigdongup, he will not care.

Vigdongup's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vigdongup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always obey Vigdongup's priests.

5. Never mention doves.