Dudnartingtag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witty salamander.

Dudnartingtag created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudnartingtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudnartingtag, it will turn you into a rock.

Dudnartingtag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudnartingtag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dudnartingtag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.