Xucmisvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless deer.

Xucmisvad created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucmisvad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xucmisvad, it will turn you into a plant.

Xucmisvad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Xucmisvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Do not take Xucmisvad's name in vain.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.