Fodcinfad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous hare.

Fodcinfad created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Fodcinfad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodcinfad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fodcinfad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fodcinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not shave your feet.