Natdunrig Monarnfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful mouse.

Natdunrig Monarnfly created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdunrig Monarnfly, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natdunrig Monarnfly, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Natdunrig Monarnfly's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Natdunrig Monarnfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing red jumpers and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

2. You must love Natdunrig Monarnfly.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear turquoise boots.

5. Never write about cell theory.