Litnellraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing clam.

Litnellraw created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnellraw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Litnellraw, it will destroy your favourite star.

Litnellraw's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Litnellraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing black corsets and balancing three silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litnellraw.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Do not commit murder.