Cedfomsag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless cobra.

Cedfomsag created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedfomsag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedfomsag, she will turn you into a duck.

Cedfomsag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cedfomsag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.