Listpombut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic hummingbird.

Listpombut created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpombut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listpombut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Listpombut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Listpombut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Listpombut's priests.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about special relativity.