Butzagbab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid coyote.

Butzagbab created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Butzagbab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butzagbab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Butzagbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Butzagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Butzagbab.

4. You must love Butzagbab.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Butzagbab in the centre of the settlement.