Kanpibyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent dragonfly.

Kanpibyarp created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanpibyarp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kanpibyarp, it will send you a sign.

Kanpibyarp's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kanpibyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear trousers.