Beprulnak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic mouse.

Beprulnak created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beprulnak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Beprulnak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Beprulnak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Beprulnak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing red skirts and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.