Vabsanfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking wolf.

Vabsanfit created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabsanfit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabsanfit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vabsanfit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vabsanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Vabsanfit loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.