Sitgomsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent dog.

Sitgomsom created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgomsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitgomsom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sitgomsom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sitgomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Sitgomsom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not hurt bats.