Cebkinfab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest coyote.

Cebkinfab created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebkinfab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebkinfab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cebkinfab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cebkinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.