Yarvolcud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent finch.

Yarvolcud created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarvolcud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarvolcud, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yarvolcud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yarvolcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Retreat if four manatees approach from the south.