Zodmangen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying dugong.

Zodmangen created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodmangen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodmangen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zodmangen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zodmangen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing black corsets and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.