Vagcangesstam is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet
fly.
Vagcangesstam created dark matter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vagcangesstam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vagcangesstam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Vagcangesstam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Vagcangesstam's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Never laugh near sheep.
5. Never eat bark.