Cidgebved is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered mink.

Cidgebved created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgebved, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidgebved, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidgebved's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cidgebved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.