Bafgemdin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty gnu.

Bafgemdin created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafgemdin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafgemdin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bafgemdin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bafgemdin's Holy Commandments

1. Bafgemdin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Bafgemdin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Bafgemdin.