Podladvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless dragon.

Podladvan created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Podladvan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podladvan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Podladvan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Podladvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Podladvan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never talk about archaea.