Kemtammob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair wren.

Kemtammob created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Kemtammob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemtammob, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kemtammob's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kemtammob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never bounce near bats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kemtammob.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.