Targpadtik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless slug.

Targpadtik created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targpadtik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targpadtik, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Targpadtik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Targpadtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Targpadtik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing yellow rings.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Targpadtik.