Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced centaur.

Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun, it will laugh at you.

Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Raktamdad Cumkipbed Ditvadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.