Mismigbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking lizard.

Mismigbam created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mismigbam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mismigbam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mismigbam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mismigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Mismigbam loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mismigbam on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.