Dodpigrig Binminbog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty bat.

Dodpigrig Binminbog created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodpigrig Binminbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodpigrig Binminbog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dodpigrig Binminbog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dodpigrig Binminbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodpigrig Binminbog.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about oranges.