Bafrilgam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive shark.

Bafrilgam created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafrilgam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafrilgam, it will destroy your home planet.

Bafrilgam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bafrilgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to sheep while wearing shirts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.