Wonstigbellflap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive centaur.

Wonstigbellflap created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonstigbellflap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonstigbellflap, he will think nothing of it.

Wonstigbellflap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wonstigbellflap's Holy Commandments

1. Wonstigbellflap loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wonstigbellflap.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.