Motyamtip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving hydra.

Motyamtip created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motyamtip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Motyamtip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Motyamtip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Motyamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motyamtip.

3. Motyamtip loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Motyamtip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your arms.