Ligcimben is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing whale.

Ligcimben created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligcimben, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligcimben, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ligcimben's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ligcimben's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ligcimben in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never paint your face fawn.